Kid's won't get It

Right now, i'm on a Project Title. Kid's won't get it.

This project is all about replacing simple words into something that is very tough and kid's won't get it.

For example;

> Rainbow we replace it with psychedelic spectrum.
> Dinosaurs are replaced with saurischians.
> Water is a substance made up of Hydrogen and Oxygen H2O.
> Happy is Eudaimonia....

Okay this is very lame.
P.S what ever that is stated here, may or may not be proven correct! teehee